I've been tagged.....damn these internet fads!!

I've been tagged by Randy...

...damn you Randy!!! A pox on you I say!!.....a POX!!!
Im working my poxy powers now...
**poxy poxy**

Im supposed to post 8 secrets about myself.
...that's secrets.....not secretions.
I would love to post some secretions but I dont have enough hands...




1) My name "Ballistyc" refers to my love of the study and science of projectiles......that's a polite way of saying "I would like to toss turds like a over-excited monkey with a perfected turd tossing robot arm that he bought on the internet after amassing a collection of Chiquita banana stickers"

2) Im what some people like to refer to as a "Straight Edge". Although one of those is not by choice........hmmm

3) I'm not an artist, and I don't make art. What I am though is an Agitator, Instigator, and a Saboteur.......sometimes Im Billy Baldwin too. Tuesdays usually.....Tuesdays are Baldwin days. That's a phrase the popular kids are saying these days.....feel free to use it.

4) I love all Religions but I consider myself to be Atheist, but I hate the term and association because every Atheist I've seen is a complete arrogant fool. Don't they realize that spewing their anti-religion rhetoric is the same as any Religious Fanatic preaching about God?

5) I dont use emoticons, or internet shorthand (ie. laugh out loud, etc). I don't mind when others use them though, but I do hate when people use internet lingo/terms such as "Epic", "Failed", "Owned", etc. in an non-ironic way. I think people who use these terms are just lazy and uninspired.

6) ....speaking of marshmellows......they're delicious

7) I like creating new words such as "Awesomosity"

Definition: when the viscosity of your greatness is so palpable that it oozes to a creamy consistency.

so creamy.....and so awesome.......a perfect cake topping!!
"Awesomosity!! Buy it now at a store near you.......may contain traces of peanuts"
Awesomosity is diarrhetic and should not be combined with other medications
- side effects; may cause constipation


8)  I wish I was a Muppet. They get all the girls....
I would say; Hey ladies, check out my furry....
...oh wait......that's not a secret...that's a fantasy...
**insert awkward laugh**
......ummm




now I'm supposed to tag five people.
I tag these people..

1) ass
2) ass
3) ass
4) ass
5) ass

all slots are occupied by my ass.
Ocupado-my-Asso......oh wait.....that doesn't sound right...



take care....Tuesdays are Baldwin days....
Wakka Wakka!! Drive safely


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(06/24/08)

an Update on my list (a list in progress) of people who deserve more views...it's a long list, but if you get some time please check them out. (The "Painters" section is surprisingly underrated).
I also want to put the spotlight on

who's repsonsible for creating one of my favourite recent sculptures
Salamiboob

Sculptors;


Painters;


Photographers;


Illustrators;


Digital;


Varied-Media;
:iconlalybug::iconLenorekitty::iconLeviathan-whale::iconlordego1::iconLuisSanchez::iconm-rogers::iconmasiani::iconm-yun::iconmustaaa::iconnico37::iconNines::iconnuvolosa::iconodietamo::iconOllaysheo::iconOytis-Elie::iconozgurkerembulur::iconpehadesign::iconpetergabrielmurphy::iconPeterZigga::iconpimousse33::iconpink-porcupine::iconpixel-putty::iconpostmodernside::iconQuixotic-blinds::iconroysurreal::iconsakalyd::iconsatorihime::iconSculptor-Robert-D::iconsexgrins26::iconSilmariena::iconsonmi::iconSpuddicus::iconssup::iconstupidtool::iconsulelikiz::iconTallGuyKen::icontatongtorres::icontenelaus::iconthe-invisible-fist::iconTheMagicAfro::iconThenextyoshitaka::iconTinRilla::iconurielstempest::iconviczetas::iconWetterschneider::iconworkweak::iconxisxisxis::iconzepangborn::iconZoeShulman:


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