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Mickey Mouse unpainted by Ballistyc Mickey Mouse unpainted by Ballistyc
do people read these things anymore?


Im a practitioner of tantric farts.
It's like tantric sex except much more audible...
FARTS of course is an acronym for; Frequent Audible Rectal Toot Syndrome

toot is not a medical term




5 inches in height
made with super sculpey

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Painted version [link]
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:icongryphonsshadow:
gryphonsshadow Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
this has a lot of detail for its size, I guessing its really fragile? anyway great work, the ears are a great touch.
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:iconwholefnfro:
Wholefnfro Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
holy shit you SCULPTED this?!?
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Indeed I did!
...and if not I, then who?...am I right?
This how I's talkish!!

...haha

thanks for the watch and the favourite too!
take care...drive safely
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:iconsoporslimepie:
SoporSlimePie Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... YOU ARE A GOD. Seriously, I am so fortunate to have stumbled across your profile. Your art just sucks me in. I love creepy things, and don't get me wrong, creepy is a very good word in my vocabulary. I browsed and I absolutely love your art, you are extremely talented!
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for liking my creepy things!...you're giving me too much praise though.
...but I love how you had to explain your use of the word 'creepy'...ha
I'll take the word in both context...it's always appreciated.
take care...drive safely
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:iconsoporslimepie:
SoporSlimePie Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't drive .=.

but you are amazing.
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:iconelestrial:
elestrial Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011  Professional Interface Designer
Wow! Beautiful!
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you so much!
take care...drive safely
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:iconelestrial:
elestrial Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2011  Professional Interface Designer
You're welcome
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:iconwily1983:
wily1983 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2011
creepy...it is Micky mouse.
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
ha...indeed..
take care...drive safely
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:iconcatsrulez112:
CatsRulez112 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it! :D The ears could use some work, but still, it's wonderful. :meow:
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks!
I know what you mean about the ears. They don't sit well with me either.
In hindsight I should have made them more abstract cause having circular
ears was just simple, and made it difficult to add any detail.
Thanks for the honesty!
take care...drive safely
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:icontheankylosaurus:
TheAnkylosaurus Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2010
Terrible piece, my butt! You sculptors need to take pride in your work! I can hardly sculpt a sphere as it is.

This is amazing. Great job. :D
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
ha...you know whenever I try sculpting using a digital
program I can't sculpt a sphere either...
...so we're not that different...haha

Umm, thanks...now everytime I'm critical of myself I'll
be thinking about your butt...uhh, yeah....thanks...haha
take care...drive safely
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:icontheankylosaurus:
TheAnkylosaurus Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010
xDDD That's not a good thing! Maybe it'll scare you into working harder.

Well, I can't sculpt a thing in digital programs ... they scare me. So you're still better. xD
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:iconninacortex666:
NinaCortex666 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2010
Incredibly amazing, ur work is great indeed.
Keep it up xP
I'd love to have this in a small glass in my bedroom xD
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
I'd love you to have you in a small glass in my bedroom..
...haha....I'm just joking...
...maybe...

...haha

thanks for the compliments!
take care...drive safely
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:iconninacortex666:
NinaCortex666 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010
xDDDDD Well since I'm pretty short, I think its not that hard for me to fit in a small glass =P
xD

My pleasure xB
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:iconmamo-theta:
Mamo-theta Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
this is so cool!:iconbigheartplz: we like it just the fact because it has mickey mouse ears lol
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
thanks!
...and thanks for the favourite too.
take care...drive safely
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:iconeinlee:
einlee Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2010
how this is made from clay is beyond me, and for some reason i'd very much like this as a keychain...awesome!
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
haha...I still find it funny that people are still
impressed by this piece. It's not actually that good.
In fact it's actually terrible. It's probably my least
favourite piece, and it wasn't difficult to make either.
...but everyone seems to like it...
**shrugs shoulders**

take care...drive safely
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:iconeinlee:
einlee Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2010
geez, ever heard of being proud of your works? haha well, fair enough, keep making better pieces then! :)
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
actually I am proud of my work...
...just not the shitty ones...haha
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:iconfruitydebdeb:
fruitydebdeb Featured By Owner May 17, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
awesome pic
haha i laughed so much when i read the artist comment not goo thing since im in a class atm and spose to be work time lol
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner May 18, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh thanks.
...and thanks also for the favourite!

I had to re-read my statement.
I couldn't remember what I wrote...
I spoke only the truth....haha
...now get back to work, truant....haha
take care...drive safely
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:iconfruitydebdeb:
fruitydebdeb Featured By Owner May 18, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
thanks...yer ive been showing my friends they all love it too lol
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner May 19, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
I'm glad I'm responsible for your, as well as your
friends, mis-education....
...now get back to work.....all of you!...haha
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:iconfruitydebdeb:
fruitydebdeb Featured By Owner May 19, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
fine we shall thanks for the laughter
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner May 20, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
you should read my read journal...
...I've been told it's funny...
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:iconfruitydebdeb:
fruitydebdeb Featured By Owner May 20, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
well i shall once i have finished my homework ^^ i shall tell you what i think of it later
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:iconlittlecorax:
LittleCorax Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010
This is really awesome. Very detailed.. and somehow, I think I actually prefer the unpainted version. Guess I'm just weird that way. But still, I love it! :D
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh I know what you mean...
...the unpainted version is more 'raw'..
...feels more authentic...
thanks though
take care...drive safely
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:iconthemadmulatto:
TheMadMulatto Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2009
Love the title to this one! :lmao:
I appreciate the earbones in a way I can't put into words.

PS... I'm a medical professional and I use "toot" in my legal narratives all the time.
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
I think you're the only one that likes the title...haha

...and I also think you've discredited yourself as a
medical professional....you can continue to toot your
own horn though...haha
take care...drive safely
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:iconmoony73:
Moony73 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
I doubt you've ever heard of them,
And this probably doesn't sound like a compliment, but this remidns me of a "comedic" replica of the skeleton in Dozing Green's video, by Dir en grey.
It's funny because I've never really seen anything that reminds me of them and I just love the sculture it's cool.

And this whole FARTS thing is hilarious as hell.
I guess that's my answer to your question, I read it.
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
is this the video?
[link]

hmmm that's pretty cool.
I've heard of the band before,
but I've never listen to any
of their songs.
I always thought they were German too...haha

thanks for the compliment,
and the comparison...
and thanks for reading my statement as well...haha
take care...drive safely
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:iconmoony73:
Moony73 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2008
Yesh, that is the video. The sculptor did a great job with that skeleton and I can say the same for yours.

This is one of their new songs, so it's not my favorite
But they are, hehe, pretty cool.
Japanese, dork, Japanese. Haha.

You're welcome.
Ha, you too :D
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:iconmr--death:
mr--death Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2008
oh......my.....fucking.......god......this is also FUCKING DOWN!!!!!!!
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
aye-ya...
oh it's you again...haha
all this "down" talk is
giving me down-syndrome...
take care..drive safely
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:iconmr--death:
mr--death Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2008
yea me to c'mon add me as your friend your halarious
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:iconakaalias:
AkaAlias Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2008  Student General Artist
Brilliant!
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
thanks,
take care...drive safely
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:iconauroraneva:
auroraneva Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2008   Photographer
Wow....that's sculpey? Amazing... I love it... Now...just do Hannah Montana, and I'll be satisfied...lawl
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
no need...
she's already the "best of both worlds"..
**wink-wink**
take care...drive safely
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:iconauroraneva:
auroraneva Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2008   Photographer
ROFLMAO
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
oh wait....
ignore my other reply....I thought you were commenting on my piece
I didn't realize you were laugh at my response...
Im such an idiot...haha
take care...drive safely
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:iconballistyc:
Ballistyc Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
I hope that means you like it...haha
take care...drive safely
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:iconthedeviatoor:
TheDeviatoor Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
This one should get a DD too in my opnion. Great concept and work!
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