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About Me Member Procrastinator Chuck TamMale/Canada Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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-- Welcome to the home of puppies and debauchery --


Are you suffering from improper "Erectile Dysfunction" enunciation?
Let me help you with your dicktion...

What's the proper way to greet a person with no arms?
A handshake??....
.....ummm....no I guess not...
oh wait......yess I know!!!
...a bow.....proceeding immediately into a headbutt.


How's you're sack mileage? Has it approached radiancy?



Instigator, Agitator, Saboteur


少老
時大
不徒
努傷
力悲

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: I'm standing right behind you..............OTNOROT
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: meat ball
  • Print preference: [10KNO3 + 8C + 3S → 2K2CO3 + 3K2SO4 + 6CO2 + 5N2]
  • Interests: tritones, qwerty keyboards, penny-farthing bicycles, mise en scène, trebuchets, pubic wigs.....
  • Favourite movie: Cuckoo'sNest/KissKissBangBang/SomeLikeItHot/Cube/Rope/NMBC/Sack Lunch/ Chunnel/RochelleRochelle
  • Favourite band or musician: Tool/The Beatles/The SlipNuts/B-Sharps/Faith + 1/Electric Mayhem/Fingerbang/Jesse & the Rippers.
  • Favourite genre of music: Indo-European Slavic fetish noises
  • Favourite artist: Theo Jansen/Svankmajer/Bros Quay/Gorey/Hertzfeldt/Harryhausen/Gunther von Hagen/Henson/Arthur Ganson
  • Favourite poet or writer: Poe, Grimm, Gorey, Kafka, Bradbury, Edogawa, Marquis de Sade........just kidding about that last one
  • Favourite photographer: (fellow OCAD alumni) Floria Sigismondi .......gotta love those beautiful people
  • Favourite style of art: autonomous, German Expressionism, simulacrum, daguerreotype, anatomica, Dada
  • Operating System: Rube Goldberg Mechanized Abacus
  • MP3 player of choice: iPhonograph........I got the brown version. It's sexier than the other colours
  • Shell of choice: I prefer hunchbacks
  • Wallpaper of choice: the kind that smells like cheese and taste like pubic hair
  • Skin of choice: ........fore
  • Favourite game: hide and seek
  • Favourite gaming platform: the Omega 3 Fatty Acid
  • Favourite cartoon character: Pepé Le Pew, Teeny Little Super Guy, Chief Wiggum, Swedish Chef, Earthworm Jim, George Bush
  • Personal Quote: I'd be insane not to think I'm crazy
  • Tools of the Trade: a blind-under-aged-anorexic-quadrapoligic-dildo-welding dwarf prostitute..............and my pencil.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Ballistyc1

Can you do me a favour?

Tue Dec 2, 2008, 8:37 AM
  • Listening to: GOD..."what's that, God? Take off my clothes?
  • Reading: the directions to my impotence medication
  • Watching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA
  • Playing: puppetry of the penis
  • Eating: a homeless person. It was worth every penny...
  • Drinking: loose stool soup....the soup that eats like a meal
Fellow dA member Andreas Kjelsaas is getting married next year and is trying to win a competition to pay for the wedding, and he needs your help. All you need to do is click on the link and vote.....simple as that..

Go here [link]



Oh and since I don't make too many journals
let me congratulate Barack Obama on beating John McCain
....it was an entertaining bout...haha

take care..drive safely



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this Nintendo thing
is so freaking murderous...
I had to put it in my journal
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*handyrand:iconhandyrand: 3 days 9 hours ago
Hiya Chuck!
Just killing time between coats 'o' rubber and sending you a random hello....
have a great weekend my friend!
Take care,
Randy

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Why do it, if it isn't fun?
~Rorkas:iconRorkas: 5 days 11 hours ago
Thank you very much for fave and watch :)

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Ink runs in my veins.
~Zitronenradio:iconZitronenradio: 5 days 15 hours ago
Thank you very much for the :+fav:

=)

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In einer Welt die verrückt spielt ist nur ein Irrsinniger wahrhaft geisteskrank.
~odietamo:iconodietamo: Jun 28, 2009, 4:20:20 PM
It seems you've aquired a new fan. Excellent work. Keep masterpainting.

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I am given to lovesickness. The slightest stir of emotion makes me throw up my heart.
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~EyeBallPingPongPro:iconEyeBallPingPongPro: Jun 19, 2009, 10:56:46 AM
Thank you for the watch and the favourite- great!
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